Peter (after stepping into the OR) : Oh my! Why is there a Victoria's Secret bag here?

Nurse (giggling coyly) : It's not mine.

P: Why do you want to show off the fact you bought your panties?

N: I'm telling you it's not mine.

P: Maybe I should go in there and buy something consumer-able. Maybe sweat pants that say "Pink" or "Juicy"?